1. (Source: rxxbyn, via ruinedchildhood)


  2. homicidalpegasus:

    When momma asks you to do the dishes


    (via perks-of-being-chinese)


  3. lol-post:

    A Canadian trying to fit in.

    (via joshpeck)



  5. when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

    (Source: tragicalien, via heliolisk)


  6. megasixtyfour:

    "Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"


    "There’s free food."


    (Source: megasixtyfour, via d0nn0)


    1. House phone: *rings*
    2. Me: nah


  8. oreoofficial:

    healthy snack in under 1 minute!

    1. buy organic apple
    2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
    3. throw out apple
    4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

    (via d0nn0)


  9. peanutbutterjotunheim:


    Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

    Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

    (Source: ultravioletmoon, via ruinedchildhood)